Grow A Girlfriend - Grows 600% in water funny - GaG Joke Novelty Adult Gift

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Grow A Girlfriend - Grows 600% in water funny - GaG Joke Novelty
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"Grow" girlfriend
WoW! Now this will get some funny laughs or what! Hate your girlfriend? Want a girlfriend?  Finally, you can and now with no nagging, no pms, no stupid questions like "do I look fat?"  You can now finally watch your Sunday football game in peace. Yup, none of that crap with this grow girlfriend!
Measures 2" & 3/4 inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again! Each comes brand new/factory sealed for resale or as gift. Please see our eBay store as we sell many other funny grow items! Get a bunch as these make great gifts to hand out.
Please note: not for human consumption - Small parts - Not for children under 3 years.
See our eBay store as we also sell:
Grow your own boobs, pecker, weed, teeth, diamond ring, mermaid, money, pirate, boyfriend and many more!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 4 orders of  "Grows" purchased I will add 1 "Grow" FREE~!
Buy 4 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 8 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 12 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside